Hovering over the toilepot with a blazing hangover

How many times have you found yourself hovering over the pot, ready to retch up a huge gush of vomit, the aftermath of a long night of drink fuelled debauchery?

There you are, ready to heave, peering deep into the toiletwater, reflecting upon your own soul and begging God Almighty for some succour and comfort.

How many times have you pleaded, head throbbing and the nausea in your guts overpowering all thoughts and feeling:

"Please God, I beg you, I'll never do it again... Make the pain go away..."