Tomato plant growing in a shitty blocked toiletBaldassare Cossa's short stories
"The Man who ate the tomato plant growing from the shitty blocked toilet"
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
Many years ago, a small row of attached houses, simultaneously suffered blocked sewer drains - public services were called to resolve the problem. Three sewer workers in their overalls arrived for work, and tested the first three houses and sourced the problem to the fourth house.
The sewer drain at this fourth house was utterly blocked solid with shit, bags of shit, broken plates, bicycle frames, jars of piss and jars of vomit. This perplexed the workers - who demanded entrance to the house to investigate further. Entering the house was entering a labyrinth of filth - the deeper one went - the more jars of shit, piss, vomit, snot and every disgusting thing presented themselves from floor to ceiling, covering every wall and surface, the stench of stale and dried filth was overpowering.
The workers reached the bathroom, and were